Gus Leiby: OK. Well my friend told me this one and i started to laugh so hard she did it with an accent and i almost peed my pants. Maybe it wont be funny to you though.You might be a hill billy if you pet is a tree. You might be a hill billy if you got your nipple bite off by a beaver!
Conrad Puleio: Okay Babe, here's one:''Yo Momma's got so much gap in her teeth that her tongue looks like it's in jail, screaming let me out! Let me out!
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Michelle Sohre: yo momma is so stupid that she got locked in tesco and starved! rofl q: lol :p
Von Houskeeper: Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night. Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's be! en using the computer? A: There's whiteout on the screen. Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the whiteout. Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone....Show more
Marcellus Exler: Frank Carson told one years ago which still makes me laugh.Paddy bought a bullet proof vest.He got shot up the ar$e.
Miguel Densley: yo mama is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered all the prices.yo mama stinks so bad she killed all the fish in the lake.yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and made herself cry.
Joan Stavropoulos: Are you free?One night a boy asked his girlfriend:"Darling are you free tonight"His girlfriend shouted and replied:"Have I ever charged you before?"...Show more
Hans Sachetti: yo momma is so fat she went in the ocean and all the whales started singing,"We are family... even though youre bigger than me"yo momma is so fat she sat on a dollar and made changeYo momma is so fat, that when she wen! t to KFC and they asked her what size bucket she wanted, she s! aid the one on the roofYo momma is so old she knew burger king when he was just a princeYo momma so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat everyone shouted , "TAXI!"Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone.blondessThe assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!" A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch, it hurts." The doctor just shakes his head and asks, "You're a natural blonde, aren't you?" The woman smiles and says, "Why, yes I am. How did you know?" The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes about and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She o! pens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh that's easy: W."...Show more
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